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Would You Like Fries With That?
The Wit and Wisdom of Foreigner

By RageBoy®
Sure we like Vivaldi's Four Seasons. Who doesn't? But to get our vital juices really flowing, there's still nothing quite like a hot lick from Foreigner. And it seems that Dave@Burger_King.com feels much the same way. Although the band's hit single Double Vision was initially an ode to psychedelic drugs ("I never do more than I really need..."), BK must figure that the generation who intrinsically understood this message must have long ago either OD'd or gone into advertising themselves. Thus their use of the Double Vision sound clip to hawk their double cheeseburger. Are we talking blinding marketing brilliance here or what? But never mind what we think. Thanks to the Miracle of Interactivity, you can let Burger King know what you think directly by clicking on their tasteful animated graphic.

Having suggested such feedback, however, we feel duty-bound to pass along the following notice. It's at http://www.burgerking.com:80/legal.htm, but you know, sometimes a link just isn't the same as the Real Thing.

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