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InfoBeat Inc.
Attn: HR Director
707 17th Street, Suite 2850
Denver, CO 80202
Fax: 303-675-2399
E-mail: jobs@infobeat.com

Dear Sir or Madam:

I am writing in reply to your job posting at http://www.infobeat.com/static/cgi/static_merc.cgi?page=/jobs.html&refurl=www.infobeat.com/

Kee-reist, that's a long URL, don't you think? But anyway, in case you have forgotten, here is the material you put on your web site about the position I am applying for:

VP Business Development:

Responsible for creating and managing partnerships, joint ventures and relationships with other Internet companies as part of InfoBeat subscriber acquisition and alliance programs.

Requirements:

First off, why the MBA? I think I would make a great VP Business Development even though I am not a member. What does basketball have to do with it?

Second off, let's talk about that risk assessment item. My assessment is this: risk is bad. Otherwise they wouldn't call it that, am I right? The implication is that something not so nice could happen to you if you take a risk, so simple: just don't do it! This is but one example of the analytical skills I would bring to the "party."

Now financial modelling could be another story. If this has anything to do with money,